Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
I feel like tequila is Gods way of lighting my fuse to do something awesome
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
You thanked your mom for the gymnastic lessons so you could do a keg stand
You told her you double majored in Geology and Telekinesis. When has that line ever worked for you?
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
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