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(269): View more from Michigan

did you hook up austin?

(248): View more from Michigan

No! he threw up in my bathroom, made me wake up and order him jimmy johns, beat my roommate with a macaroni and cheese box, and then passed out with her in her bed

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(410): View more from Maryland

I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?

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(615): View more from Tennessee

Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.

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(586): View more from Michigan

Now when you said you'd never sleep with me, did you really mean never on a Monday or never without handcuffs or a blindfold or never on a airplane or never without lots of booze? Cus never is a pretty strong word.

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(508): View more from Massachusetts

I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.

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