Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
just found out I caught the bouquet at the wedding. I win for being the drunkest yet most functional bridesmaid.
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
Those tiny little fruit fly looking mofos. They fly past the phone and I grabbed them like Daniel-San
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
Well, I'm hung over and my penis hurts - two signs of success
the dude in the apartments across the street got a video of me railing blake on your front steps last night
shit like this is why i dont let you drink vodka anymore ..
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
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