Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
I just spent the last 30 minutes shaving my asshole.
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
im like basted in vodka, i went tanning and it was like i was an alcoholic turkey being cooked in a locker of doom
Be subtle and tell lucas that he should sleep here tonight. And by subtle, i mean show him this text...
He wasn't excited for the fifty shades of grey trailer, so I told him we're done
When you get this divorce finalized we're going to mid evil times AND pirate dining adventure. We're gonna find you a couple of real men and make them joust/swashbuckle for your affection. My treat.
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
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