I want to walk on stilts...naked
She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
Sex on a kitchen table is not as amazing as they make is seem in the movies.
She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
He's in bed with me right now. I'm wearing a towel and all I could wish for is my freedom. And pizza.
I have three paper towels stuck up my vagina. This is not a time to be calm.
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
Where was Alyssa when you were sniffing the bouncer?
Passed out on some guy who looked like someone from Duck Dynasty.
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
Randomize
