Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
He had a number 3 tattooed on his penis. And when I asked what it meant, he said " you know like dale earnhardt, the intimidator".
I am swimming in semen. He must have been holding it in for a special occasion.
hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
Seriously. Come back. I've had two beers for breakfast so far. The third will be for lunch since it's already 12.
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
Yeah I was thinking something along the lines of "I almost died, lets celebrate with sex. Come over"
No amount of beer will make me feel better about this. It's time for Emergency Whisky
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
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