I'm surprised I didn't puke tonight
Where were you when I was single???
Still in diapers.
You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
At the ER. Dropped bottle lead to cut foot which led to me drunk hitting on doctors. Not going well.
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
Sorry I wasn't opportunistic about sucking your dick in an Uber last night
...and with one comment dissing Hannibal Lecter, I suddenly understood why we never worked out.
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