I need a shot of tequila, and quick death
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
future reference: when you get a text that says "WARNING: EXPLICIT PHOTOS BEING DELIVERED. VIEWERS DISCRETION IS ADVISED." you always open the attached picture.
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
You had sex with a Scottish dude with a peg leg....how could I NOT tell that story??
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