Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
it's like i warped into dreamland and the only thing that makes sense is my solo cup
My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
you left your shoes but remembered to take your vodka. i see where your priorities are.
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
I felt like I needed to shower with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.
I'm on someone's yacht. I don't know who. But I'm on it. There's a guy passed out in a kilt holding bagpipes. Help.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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