he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
I made out with a bride-to-be last night at the bar. Jesus died for our sins right?
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
Is it inappropriate to send a happy 3-year anniversary of having a threesome with you and your ex girlfriend on easter text?
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
We can't go out this weekend. My uterus is so desperate it's given me permanent beer goggles
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
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