I feel like i just miscarried Jesus's baby...
I hate you, and I hope you have babies soon that you love very much. Then I will steal them and feed them to sharks, and you will be so heart broken that you never want to have any more kids and you'll just hide out in a dark room all day wondering how someone could feed another persons babies to sharks.
He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
He kept saying the best defense against a lion is to punch it in the throat.
When i walked in, you were in bed with a hot chick rolled up in a green blanket and said you were acting like a caterpillar..
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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