nut hugger
Dude, I just woke up on the floor of some random chick's floor with puke in my hair and a posted note on my forehead that said "It's over." Dude I wasn't even aware I was in a relationship...
I was talking to this girl who was in love with the air force. I was doing decently until I mentioned that the navy actually has more planes. Cockblocked by my knowledge of random trivia again.
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
Edward fifth and chaser hands
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
The to do list extremely baked self wrote for me last night says "1. Join gym 2. Passport? 3. Join a gym" And then just a drawing of a squid
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
nothing like going to the bathroom, running into the wall, thinking its a person and saying"its ok i just had the 4 beers" even the wall knew i was lying
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
Randomize
