its not stalking. its research.
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
I hope you had to get up out of bed and walk across your room to check this text message
My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
I've lost all respect for marriage since I joined this bachelor party.
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
I can never have sex in Utah again. The altitude had me breathing like a fat kid going up stairs.
YOU TOOK A FUCKING SNAP OF ME TRYING TO PEE! I'M GOING TO FUCK YOU WITH THE BUSINESS END OF A RUTED RAKE!
I wish the guy in the stall next to me would stop moaning while taking a dump.
I wish you'd stop texting me from the toilet.
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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