About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
I don't think my ego could take a straight man out-cooking me.
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
I'll have to text you later. Trying to have civilized conversations with the boyfriends parents when I'm 100% aware I just blew their son in the bathroom 5 mins ago. Stay tuned.
Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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