im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
I have a great idea. you just need to get pregnant.
Mother, no, i will not talk about this again. Please stop planning my unborn daughters life. I will not put her in pagents. That is trashy. Stop watching toddlers in tiaras. It is also trashy. I love you.
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
it looks like my getting laid tonight is going to depend on my knowledge of native birds. this is a weird party
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
She just texted me apologizing for taking selfies on my phone then asked me to send them to her
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
Had a dick customer and the words "eat my ass" slipped out. He proceeded to lick his lips and say present it. I think it's time I quit.
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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