If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
You spilled spaghetti on the floor, and kept telling the noodles to "settle down" as you tried to clean it up
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
I'm sure the lady doing my pedicure could smell the sex on me.
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day
One three hour marathon fuck session and now she's divorcing her husband. Should I get business cards made?
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
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