U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
Standards are awful. It's like living in the zombie apocalypse. You can only have sex with certain people
If my mom walks in on me masturbating one more time I'm moving out
You'd think the first few times would have been enough
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
If he knew how badly I want to blow him he’d stop talking about his wife
death, taxes, and me drunk texting you are 3 certainties in life
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