how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
They just sang me a song about how small my dick is in front of the whole bar
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
He cooked me dinner. I showed my appreciation by showing up shithoused and breaking a bottle of steak sauce on his floor.
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
If I ever say "I'm never drinking again" just hand me a bottle of jack. I'll snap out of it.
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