Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
tried to make it look like I had been conscious/awake and out all day when I stumbled into cvs at 6pm to buy plan B
update: I failed
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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