I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
I just woke and had to fish my phone out of a bowl of chili. I was wrist deep in it. WHO BROUGHT CHILI TO A PARTY?!
its not chili. and you brought it.
Randomize
