Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
mondays should just be called national damage control day
Naturally, I just peed all over the floor. Two guys in front of me looked at me, but i just shrugged. They won't remember either.
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
We talked him into tasing himself.
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
I peed in my sheets during a dream. Like straight up. A whole new drunk.
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
Turns out I made out with a woman dressed as a unicorn here 10 years ago
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