think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
I wanna snuggle with you as we feed each other chipotle burrito bowls and that's just where I'm at right now
I walked in on him pumping himself up by headbanging to the drumbeat from Jumanji.
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
Woke up on a lawn chair hugging a bottle of vodka. Hows your morning so far?
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
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