No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
He told me that "my little fuckpig" was a term of endearment in Britain. I think I'm in love.
You know that joke about taking tylenol pm and jerking off? you don't always win. sometimes you wake up in the morning naked lubed up cock in hand to the realator and would be perspective buyers laughing at you
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
Bang-toberfest begins!!
Know what was probably a bad idea? Using white wine as a mixer for vodka.
We need a bunch of roses, some chocolate, 2 cops, a mariachi band, and a thermometer
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
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