try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
My mother's day gift to my mother is to promise never to tell her 95% of the stories I've accumulated in my life.
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
captain cockblock got me again last night so i put a squirrel in his room and jamed the door shut
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
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