I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
I'm making celebratory pizza rolls. They're a lot like regular pizza rolls, but without the taste of shame.
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
Do you think we could brew coffee with beer? I'm thinking a hazelnut Guinnesspresso can only end with pure awesome.
Don't even start with me. You know damn well if you walked into a bathroom with two girls naked in the shower you would stay too. Regardless how drunk I was or whether or not you were my ride.
This is the Santa Claus of hangovers. It just keeps giving.
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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