Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
Yeah I'm buying him lunch right now because I shot him with the fire extinguisher last night
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
I'm sitting in the middle of them on his bed, forcing them to watch Brokeback Mountain. I am the best cock blocker ever.
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
You grabbed your house keys, threw them at the door and asked, "did it open?"
"I'm pretty sure all our toasts were to Ben Afflecks penis last night."
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
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