just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
Okay so if I'm going to keep referring to my hangover in the third person it needs a name.
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
on todays agenda: meeting with a life coach then going to the dollar store to buy batteries for my vibrator. clearly im still unemployed.
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
Dude you're alone at a bar with a woman, and you're talking about my junk?
You're the only person I know who could blow literal chunks, laugh about it, then proceed to shotgun another beer. Love you champ.
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
We tried to hook you up with a girl but you said you'd rather fuck the large muscular black man because "At least he'd be tight". He was the bouncer, he heard you.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
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