I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
its not stalking. its research.
my mom just served us mashed potatoes with an ice cream scoop. When I asked her why, she said she thought it would make dinner 'more fancy'...
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
hungover subway ride filled with german tourists and a mariachi band. too early. too fuckin early
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
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