did you get my message about your dog?
no... is he ok?
no, i didn't see him when i was being chased out of your house. check your drive way :( sry
The bar is so dead the tender gave us free shots for staying. They mixed 2pac and phil collins. That's worth at least three shots.
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
sometime during the course of last night, i decided to get donuts for this morning. i'm a fucking genius when i smoke.
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
I'm on my fifth cocktail in twenty minutes. I don't think I will end this on two legs.
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
The security deposit's gone, let's trash this motherfucker
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
I went on a psycho cleaning spree so I feel I've earned the right to spend the day in bed watching porn and eating sausage biscuits. If you bring alcohol you can join me.
All other girlfriends are inferior. You are the chosen one.
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
I'm hearing voices and sirens. I'm scared. I heard a manatee out there.
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