If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
mmmm my 21st bday fucking sucks all my best friends are pregnant...selfish assholes. they just couldnt wait til after my bday.
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
Not only did she fulfill a life long dream of mine of banging in a library, she bought me subway for lunch. I feel like I got the best gold star ever today.
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
Dude I just woke up with a dog sleeping on me.
I thought you didnt have a dog??
Exactly.
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