Alarm just got pulled in my exam
Swear it wasn't me
Me. At least after what I've been through.
im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
She was giving me that "well this is awkward since you drunkedly tried to hook up with me" look.
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
i may have given a gay guy with a mohawk my number last night that said... "you are straight" omg so glad a whole year til my next birthday... also i hit myself in the face with a car door. nice.
Ok so I didn't mean for his first impression of me to be lying face down on his roommates bedrooms floor throwing up my jäger but it happened. Atleast my ass looked good in those jeans. Think I still have a shot?
I'm shopping for Mother's Day cards while waiting for my herpes medication. What is life.
He just texted me asking for his shirt back and I said I didn't have it and then I ran into him 5 minutes later while wearing the said shirt
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
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