now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
The dog just sneezed and it sounded like a person, after I said bless you I freaked the fuck out and got the gun
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
The beer bottle was sticking out of your zipper and you shook it onto unsuspecting patrons
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
I should not be allowed to be in possession of a fifth and a phone at the same time.
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
If I could I'd magically teleport drugs and alcohol to you. Like a bad decision fairy.
The last thing I remember saying was "Tequila for all!!"
If you count the sounds from the room down the hall....that was definitely NOT the last thing that came out of your mouth.
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