I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
The only good thing about trampolines when you're fucked up is the gushing blood really cleans all the bad coke out of your nose.
Just KTHXBAIed an old man for staring at me
explaining to a nurse how i all most cut my finger off playing beer pong, she def just hand me a AA booklet.
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
If I die, sorry about rent.
You walked around in your costume going up to every guy saying "I'm a squirrel, give me your nuts"
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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