.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
She showed me her prom dress from 2001, which still had her date's cum stain on it.
Oh, so that's why you call her jizzarella....
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
Randomize
