Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
Sitting here wishing there were men in my life.
me too. too bad ive decided to fill that hole with cookie dough, closing the door to future men one fat cell at a time.
Be still, my beating vagina.
Note to self. Don't order a $10 bottle of wine on a 40 min flight because it seems like a good deal.
God you're perfect.
I am. So drunk right now. Good work, Frontier.
It's fucking New Year's. I can be soberish in 2013 after tonight. It's like the 30 years of grey area between Jesus' birth and death.
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
The spirit of America is being too hungover to celebrate America right?
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
Randomize
