im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
Fuuuuuck dude, he’s got #Excel in his Facebook bio; I’m screaming
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
Randomize
