She is totes cute on her twitter. Which totally sounds like a euphemism for coot.
I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
Im handcuffed to some kid i hardly know. there are no cops involved
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
Idk if I should be worried or amused that my autocorrect changes the word STD to DTF.
fuck you
also please return my underwear, they were one of my favourite pairs xo
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
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