is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
Yeah. Let's save our goodbyes for when I'm obnoxiously and embarrassingly drunk and more than likely naked.
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
He totally sucks at sexting. He sent me a clothed shot of his ass captioned "I know this gets you going." What?
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
Jarrod's passed out on the chair with a cup of milk and I've been staring him down in an attempt to use telepathy to make him spill it. Attempts unsuccessful.
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
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