My head feels like little people r playing bumper cars inside it
i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
The beers last night were like the tears from god
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
My sober self will be embarrassed tomorrow. For now I am laughing my ass off.
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
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