I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
Burnt my boob on a piece of hot waffle at work today..I feel like thats a new low point in my career..
Are you sexting with minion stickers right now?
What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?
Here's a rule: don't
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
Just got my second shot
Baller. We’re going to be knee deep in strippers and coke in 10 days
Randomize
