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Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
please keep texting me so i can pretend someone likes me
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
my life is about to be the like the hunger games except with penises. and im going to win.
She wanted to make popcorn, but the air-popper was broken. So she dumped the entire container of kernels into the clothes dryer. Drunk movie night was a success!
Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
I really love you. Like, more than tequila...& we both know that's my favorite.
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