So, during a 20 minute shower I spent 19 minutes spinning in circles and 1 minute licking the wall, and it was better than sex. I can't wait to do X again.
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
Can you come unlock the door? I just peed myself on the porch.
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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