Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
you'll never guess what i found when i got home...
a cake, in the toilet
In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
I think I accidentally invented a religion.
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
I'm actually on the verge of cancelling a booty call because I have an early meeting tomorrow. If this is what adulthood is going to be like, I'll pass.
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
I can't believe I slept with a girl who has the words shucks in her vocabulary. I'm getting less picky by the day..
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