He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
Thank you for holding my vodka while the police let me ride their horse.
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
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