your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
You told them to let you give him stitches claiming you were a certified nurse because you've taken plant biology classes
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
In other news, I just burned my penis
Oh I see how it is...you can snap chat the world your balls but I wear dinosaur feetie pajamas and I'm the "weird one"
I'm gonna write a book. Almost Awesome: all the times I ALMOST got laid.
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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