yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
In a meeting I sneezed and my tooth hit the floor. I don't think anyone noticed. I would still like to die now.
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