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Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
just landed in detroit. Currently holding a bag of my own vomit. neighbor told me it was the most graceful vom she has ever seen. Kicking off bar exam week in style.
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
Houston, we have a squirter
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
im currently assessing the tequila situation in preparation of your arrival
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0
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