It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
I wish the holidays was like a drive thru. Get in. Get your presents. Get out.
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
surgery went fine. i cant breath out of my right nostril though. lets not eat peas anymore when we are drunk.
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
Apparently i asked the cab driver how much the ride was going to cost, (he said about $25) then i offered him 50 to let me drive the cab...
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
Alright I'd bang a 4 sober, It's been like 3-4 weeks or how ever long 4th of July was ago. I wanna fuck something.
4th of July was 12 days ago. The date is literally in the text you just sent.
I don't care about the dates I just wanna bone something.
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
don’t ask me. i snorted coke off of a pregnancy test box last night. i obviously don’t make the best life choices.
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
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