don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
Even though I wasn't drunk last night, I peed in the sink just so I could keep my record going
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
No more morning sex. Just for once, my vagina would like to go to work bone-dry and bone-free.
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
I'm just to the point my give a fucks is so far in the red that I'm going to have to take out a 30yr loan of fucks to repay it
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
this is a save-me-from-tijuana-tequila-and-hoookers booty call. if i don't hear from you by 8pm i'm grabbing my passport
if i'm not back tomorrow call the embassy
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