she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
Sometimes you just need a break, and sometimes you also need to get stoned on these breaks. I sound like some kind of fucked up mr rogers when I say shit like that.
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
He was a half hour late. His excuse was that his brother knifed him right before he was going to leave. I didn't believe him until I saw the gauze.
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